This is an important announcement
that needs your immediate attention:
that needs your immediate attention:
After much careful study, prayer and thought, I have finally decided that:- the Pope is infallible
- I'm an emerging/emergent believer
- I read The Message every day
- our methods and gimmicks really are the key to successful evangelism
- the Bible is a good book but not inspired and has a few flaws
- political legislation is our hope; hope to be reviving the Moral Majority in 2008
- moving to Seattle to join Mars Hill Church
- I recant the 107 THESES
- firmly believe in contextualizing the gospel
- am helping to sponsor Pagitt, McLaren, Bell, Schuller, Young Jr, Jakes, and Jones in a conference on church leadership
- global warming isn't a myth: Rick Warren, Bono and I are teaming up this year to try and save the planet - going green y'all
- starting a new TV show on TBN called: "CampFire"
- starting to use scatological speech in my songs and sermons (it's very freeing - you all should try it)
- I'm now asking five figure honorariums to come to your church to minister,
- joined ECT and ETS
- Going to start to charge tickets again for all concerts beginning at $40.00 each
- NT Wright is now a must read
- Chevrolet has agreed to sponsor my "come back tour"
- I owe Frank and Dan an apology; the Chan video IS great
- I'm trying to get my contract back with Warner Bros.
- I LOVE the Dove Awards
- JT and Challies were right... Vintage Jesus is an incredible modern day systematic theology
- and I plan on voting for Barack Obama (sorry Hill)
April Fool's!
"Puff Campi"
