Showing posts with label mega what?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mega what?. Show all posts

Thursday, July 09, 2009

MEGA CHURCH
...imagine if you could create the church you've always wanted - any way you wanted

Do it all without the Bible! With network play enabled, you can steal members from other churches and earn points just like you saved them yourself. The possibilities are endless! To grow your church, work on all the strategic variables,

  • Write a mission statement
  • Choose a logo
  • Get a billboard
  • Hire a professional worship musician
  • Book a rock band
  • Buy plasma television for your PowerPoint presentations
The Mega-Church craze is definitely on steroids - you won't believe this. Does anyone remember Acts 2:42-47?