If you think today's Christianity
isn't producing fruit, think again!

Discover what Christian retailers have known for years... the dumbing-down of Evangelicalism has its advantages!
Carl Buchanan, author of Quarters from Heaven: Soda Vending Machines at Church, writes: "Denny Theeves has given me the tools to help the Pepsi generation come to Christ. And doesn't their salvation make up for their deteriorating tooth enamel and sugar-induced hyperactivity?"
Ronald Haley-Quinn, inventor of the Jesus Pez Dispenser, raves: "If not for trailblazers like Denny working with retail chains like Lifeway and Mardel, I would have never thought that you could make a decent living reducing our Lord and Savior to a novelty item."
Mel Gibson, movie star and director of The Passion of the Christ, says: "With Denny's advice, I made millions of dollars merchandising the heck out of Christ's crucifixion. If the Catholic Church knew what Denny knows, they would have dropped Indulgences centuries ago and went straight to retail."
Ken Blanchard, Christian expert and founder of Lead Like Jesus: "I haven't read the book, but what the heck, I'll endorse it anyway!"

"A Tradition of Mixing Flesh and Spirit Since 2004"