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If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it should be. ~Washington, D.C. councilman John Bowman
We need stronger death penalties ~Ross Perot
The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing ~Dizzy Dean, baseball star
Most of our future lies ahead ~Harry Truman
I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them ~George Bush, Sr.
The more killings and homicides you have, the more havoc it prevents ~William Daley, former Chicago Mayor.
The police in Chicago are not here to create disorder, they are here to preserve it ~Ibid.
The heck with the public! I am here to represent the people ~New Jersey state senator
Things are more like they are now than they've ever been ~Gerald Ford
Every man loves his native land, whether he was born there or not ~Thomas Fitch, author.
If I told you the truth, I'd be a hypocrite ~Samuel Goldwyn, on a musical.
I'm always open to honest criticism from you judgmental creeps ~Robert Altman, film director on critics
I hate intolerant people ~Gloria Steinem
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. ~Vice President Dan Quayle ~
Mars is essentially in the same orbit... somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe. ~Ibid~
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.~Football commentator and former quarterback for Washington Redskins -Joe Theismann~
You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle ~Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach~
You guys line up alphabetically by height ~Ibid~
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. ~Yogi Berra~